Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Fake It Til' You Make It: Lash Lust





At the present moment I am totally consumed by all things lashes! Falsies, top, bottom, mascara, I want them all. Yes, I am just extra as hell like that sometimes. #judgeyourfriendwhodoesnotblendhercontour

I am a cult follower of Koko Lashes (yep, I'm in love with the Koko). If I was stranded on a deserted island with the opportunity to take only one pair of lashes, it would be Koko Lashes in the style Queen B      baaaayyyybbbbbbyyyyy when I tell you that these lashes will give you, your momma, and your sister-homeboy life, death, and life again...I mean it! I do not want these lashes, I NEED these lashes. So much so that I stockpile them in quantities of 10-15 at a time. They sell out often, and take weeks to be restocked. So, in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse I need to ensure that I have enough lashes to get me through the Post-Apocalypse:)

 I mean seriously, look at those lashes. Just dreamy!

Bottom lashes are no exception to my obsession. If I have the time, I will opt for individual falsies on my lower lash line, but more often than not I do not have time to sit there and apply them one by one. So, I go to Plan B, which is priming the hell out of my lower lashes, and then applying at least four, yes four coats of mascara on my lower lashes. Trust that your lower lashes will go from No to Hello in a matter of minutes. Your face and eyes will also open up, and they photograph like a dream.

When it comes to mascara my bottom since the circle was round has been Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara. Now it depends who you ask as to whether the mascara lives up to its name, but it is not better than sex on my side of the jungle. It may not be better than sex, but dammit it is a close second. This mascara has a reputation that precedes, and proceeds it, enough said. To add icing to the cake, Too Faced finally got my memo and recently re-released the product in a waterproof formula. Just go on and light the inferno for my cremation already because I die, but wait I am coming back to life with my $23.00 to get my mascara dammit!

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